and there is... yes.. go to shebytches.com for all the goodness....
c
Monday, August 28, 2006
Monday, August 21, 2006
Ami McKay is this weeks Guest Bytch!
That's right people! The new issue is up, go check it out! Our guest bytch this week is hot Canadian author Ami McKay (The Birth House)
go now!
www.shebytches.com!
go now!
www.shebytches.com!
Sunday, August 13, 2006
First Official Podcast!!!
Hey all, our first podcast is now ready for your ears. You can listen to it here http://shebytchespodcasts.blogspot.com/ or on the right hand side is a couple of links. You can download it to iTunes and you can also subscribe to our mailing list so you can be updated when new ones come out!
The first podcast is part of the Shebytches Indie Reviews and an interview with Girls MissGuided. The interview was done live at a restaurant so there will be background noise, we apologize up front for that!
Enjoy!!!
The first podcast is part of the Shebytches Indie Reviews and an interview with Girls MissGuided. The interview was done live at a restaurant so there will be background noise, we apologize up front for that!
Enjoy!!!
Monday, August 07, 2006
Liana K is our guest bytch!
NEW THIS WEEK
Guest Bytch Superman by Liana K Superman is one of my favorite comic book characters. That seems passé to many people, and this is the topic of my guest bytch.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." Miss Piggy.
Anna's Bytch Neighbors from Hell Once again I come to you slightly confused, oddly entertained and certainly irritated. I have often asked myself what it is that I am projecting that attracts every single crackpot within a fifty mile radius, but so far I have been unsuccessful in pinning it down.
Carolina's Bytch The Invisible Woman The running joke between V and I is that we are invisible. I use to think it was just that, a joke, but these last two weeks have me thinking otherwise. Let’s do a little review shall we:
Pixie Says Underneath the Glitter, I’m Still a Jew Before I was a pixie, before I was a feminist, almost before I was me, I had two identities: female and Jewish. I was born into them and, not having acquired the power of speech, I couldn’t argue my way out of them. For a while.
Viki Ackland Going Backwards I have always been in a state of disbelief over the affairs of the world. Where most people can go through life in their own square world where happiness is defined merely by their content existence, I have found myself feeling troubled and filled with despair for as long as I can recall. So I carry on, write poetry, stay well informed, live in fear.
EVENTS
check www.myspace.com/shebytches for up todate listings.
Shebytches Upcoming Dates
Sept 24 The Word on the Street, Queen's Park
Guest Bytch Superman by Liana K Superman is one of my favorite comic book characters. That seems passé to many people, and this is the topic of my guest bytch.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." Miss Piggy.
Anna's Bytch Neighbors from Hell Once again I come to you slightly confused, oddly entertained and certainly irritated. I have often asked myself what it is that I am projecting that attracts every single crackpot within a fifty mile radius, but so far I have been unsuccessful in pinning it down.
Carolina's Bytch The Invisible Woman The running joke between V and I is that we are invisible. I use to think it was just that, a joke, but these last two weeks have me thinking otherwise. Let’s do a little review shall we:
Pixie Says Underneath the Glitter, I’m Still a Jew Before I was a pixie, before I was a feminist, almost before I was me, I had two identities: female and Jewish. I was born into them and, not having acquired the power of speech, I couldn’t argue my way out of them. For a while.
Viki Ackland Going Backwards I have always been in a state of disbelief over the affairs of the world. Where most people can go through life in their own square world where happiness is defined merely by their content existence, I have found myself feeling troubled and filled with despair for as long as I can recall. So I carry on, write poetry, stay well informed, live in fear.
EVENTS
check www.myspace.com/shebytches for up todate listings.
Shebytches Upcoming Dates
Sept 24 The Word on the Street, Queen's Park
Sunday, August 06, 2006
To Blog or Not to Blog
hey All, one of the articles I am writing for the website is, Blog or not to Blog. Basically what it will be is a compilation of well... basically, why do we blog. What I would like to add is peoples reason's why. So, if you are blogger, message me with the reason you blog!
thx Carolina
ps/ this may even be a podcast...
thx Carolina
ps/ this may even be a podcast...
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
check out the puddle...
the puddle
there is a puddle on the floor
that puddle use to me
what started as a wet forehead, upper lip, back, and neck
soon dripped away
drip
drip
drip
splat
it started out small
meager
unnoticed
then the spot started to grow
as time went on
that spot grew
larger, wetter
the drip turned to a steady stream
no working air conditioner I cursed
blasted the box that wouldn't produce
cold, refreshing
air
like a broken tap
the running sweat continued
to form a large puddle
at my feet
drip
drip
drip
till there is no more
there is a puddle on the floor
that puddle use to me
my panting dogs, thirsty
have lapped me up
``
I just couldn't help myself. All day I dreaded leaving my semi-air conditioned office building. All day I dreaded coming home to a 90 year old house that is also a working oven. Since Friday I have had a mild migraine, for three days I haven't been able to sleep. Since this heat wave started I have been cursing the fact that the house I bought, the house with the added bonus of central air is so stifling hot. I cursed that the metal box couldn't be turned on due to the fear that it would burn out it's motor and ruin my furnace.
I'm stubborn, ask anyone who knows me, cranky and sweaty and nauseous I decided to give the AC a try. I turned it on and it made the same wretched noise it did the one and only time I turned it on last year. It vibrated, screeched and shut itself off.... I cursed... turned it off and went about my business... the business of sweating that is. Then I said 'Fuck it! Let me play with the breakers and try it again. Guess what... it worked and now it is purring like a kitten!!! and the house is slowly cooling down. I have all the fans on in the bedrooms in hopes of cooling them down enough that I can turn the AC off when we go to bed.
Tomorrow is another day!
c
there is a puddle on the floor
that puddle use to me
what started as a wet forehead, upper lip, back, and neck
soon dripped away
drip
drip
drip
splat
it started out small
meager
unnoticed
then the spot started to grow
as time went on
that spot grew
larger, wetter
the drip turned to a steady stream
no working air conditioner I cursed
blasted the box that wouldn't produce
cold, refreshing
air
like a broken tap
the running sweat continued
to form a large puddle
at my feet
drip
drip
drip
till there is no more
there is a puddle on the floor
that puddle use to me
my panting dogs, thirsty
have lapped me up
``
I just couldn't help myself. All day I dreaded leaving my semi-air conditioned office building. All day I dreaded coming home to a 90 year old house that is also a working oven. Since Friday I have had a mild migraine, for three days I haven't been able to sleep. Since this heat wave started I have been cursing the fact that the house I bought, the house with the added bonus of central air is so stifling hot. I cursed that the metal box couldn't be turned on due to the fear that it would burn out it's motor and ruin my furnace.
I'm stubborn, ask anyone who knows me, cranky and sweaty and nauseous I decided to give the AC a try. I turned it on and it made the same wretched noise it did the one and only time I turned it on last year. It vibrated, screeched and shut itself off.... I cursed... turned it off and went about my business... the business of sweating that is. Then I said 'Fuck it! Let me play with the breakers and try it again. Guess what... it worked and now it is purring like a kitten!!! and the house is slowly cooling down. I have all the fans on in the bedrooms in hopes of cooling them down enough that I can turn the AC off when we go to bed.
Tomorrow is another day!
c
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